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shuttleshark:

brain: hands look like this

me: ok *draws*

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brain:

me:

brain: what the fuck

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practicefortheheart:

bennyslegs:

let’s have dinner (let’s have sex)

i’m not hungry (i’m not straight)

Sherlock: Dinner?

John: Starving!

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katescastles:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who cannot go to comic con

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mamriehelbig:

yestermorning:

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

one of my sisters friends got told last week that her natural hair was too blonde and that she needed to die it brown or she would get isolation for a week. Another of her friends had braids to make her Afro more manageable in the hot weather and to keep her head cooler and was told she had to take them out or cut them off.

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  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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cannweseriouslyjusttnott:

shanemichael:

It’s fucking red.

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

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http://nerdgirl-98.tumblr.com/post/92776689404/ask-gallows-callibrator-charmillioner

ask-gallows-callibrator:

charmillioner:

houseofhannibal:

lucifer-who:

winchesterappreciation:

mspaintadventuring:

mspaintadventuring:

satan is hot as fuck tho did u ever read the bible he was supposed to be super beautiful like DAMN boy

sell my soul more…

*sits patiently waiting for the Supernatural GIF*

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virginsacrificer:

i thought i was the only horny sarcastic introverted genius third wheel stuck up asshole until i discovered this blue internet support group and i’ve been an active member of it since then

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slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

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acciophandom:

Normal Phil: Phil Lester

Sleepy Phil: Phil Rester

Phil in an exam: Phil Tester

Annoying Phil: Phil Pester

Bird Phil: Phil Nester

Phil Joking: Phil Jester

Chemistry Phil: Phil Ester

Phil Married: Phil Howell

(I’m sorry I had to).

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

davestrider123:

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

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amazing

Is that karkat

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